HA!
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked,
"Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said Bobby, the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out, Bobby! It's a piece of ass!"
HA!
HAHA! i just love that one [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
LOL!
I heard this one on a Bob & Tom promo...
A pirate walks into a bar.
The bartender says. "Hey, you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your fly!"
The pirate says, " ARRRGH! Yes, and it's driving me nuts!"
haha good one andy [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">what is?Originally posted by Mortitia:
haha good one andy [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
Right now I want a piece of................hershey chocolate [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Whew, I was really afraid that the term 'snowball' was going to be in this.
LOL!
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